Politics, the simplified way for us normal humans.
Politics, like marmite, either love or hate the subject. Its a thing, always has been, probably always will be. Since a certain Mr Fawkes tried to convulse its empowering walls to the modern day tourist insistent on taking a selfie outside Westminster's hallowed towers. The secrets those walls hold are never to fall upon our ears however I am here to simplify an incredibly overwhelming, elitist subject. Im going to attempt to bring politics into the 21st century and explain it in a language even the humblest of fellows will understand. Left or right wing, home or away, backbencher or lobbyist. Sounds a lot like football terminology if you ask me. So for the purpose of this article, what if we were to think about politics like football, yes the majority of us still do not understand the offside rule, lets just call this the right of passage in politics. As for an election, although we have a number of different political representatives to vote for, such as Labour, Conservative, U...